āFor smarter or for dumberā needs to be added to the vows. #jonniew #standupcomedy #marriage #dumb
I miss the hymnal days! #JonnieW #standupcomedy #churchhumor #church #pastor #fail
They need to give you translators in those restaurants š
#jonniew #standupcomedy #italianfood #fail
I still wonder about this signā¦#jonniew #standupcomedy #comedyvideos #funny #jokes #signs
When your name is hard to pronounceā¦ #jonniewcomedy #jonniew #standupcomedy #comedyreels
That after church lunch is sacred. #jonniew #standupcomedy #lunch #churchhumor #crackerbarrel
You didnāt know I wrote love songs, did you? #jonniew #standupcomedy #musicalcomedy #singer
Count your blessings I guessš
#jonniewcomedy #standupcomedy #comedyvideos #gym #workout
Your dog tolerates you, okay? #jonniew #standupcomedy #comedyvideos #dogpeople #dogvideos
Middle school is not for the weak #jonniew #standupcomedy #nostalgia #asthma #childhood
It can be dangerous! #JonnieW #weightloss #keto #standupcomedy
Do yāall ever mishear the lyrics? #jonniew #standupcomedy #worshipmusic #misheardlyrics
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Flabbiness šš§Øšŗšø#jonniew #4thofjuly #godblessamerica
Freedom tastes like chicken on a biscuit šŗšø #jonniew #standupcomedy #Chickfila #fastfood #comedy
June 30, 2025
What not to say when youāre trying to lose weightā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #weightloss #churchhumor
The stuff they put in our food is insane #jonniew #standupcomedy #fastfood #health #comedy
Be careful which Bible verses you put on your wallā¦ #JonnieW #standupcomedy #churchhumor #bibleverse
If this wasnāt your first car, you were spoiledā¦ #standupcomedy #jonniew #firstcar #nostalgia
Youāll never hear these songs the same way againā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #musiccomedy #singing
My backside has never been so surprised!! #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #travel
When the prank war goes too farā¦ #JonnieW #standupcomedy #prank #prankwar #comedy
Middle school gym class = trauma #jonniew #standupcomedy #nostalgia #gymclass #comedy
How to make night terrors even worseā¦ #JonnieW #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #nightterrors #funny
Youāve been warned! #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #worship #churchhumor
When you laugh at an inappropriate timeā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #crowdwork #funny
Are we all muting commercials? #JonnieW #allergies #standupcomedy #singing #musiccomedy
This doctor has the perfect nameā¦ #Names #doctor #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #comedy
Truly hauntingā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #gymclass #nostalgia #embarrassing
When your dog loves awkward situationsā¦#jonniew #standupcomedy #comedyvideos #dogs #funnydog
Got to be brutally honest sometimesā¦ #JonnieW #standupcomedy #sleep #zzzquil #funnyreels
This volunteer job is totally worth it! #jonniew #standupcomedy #churchhumor #churchcomedy
Losing a fight to an air mattressā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #comedy #airmattress #travel
The closest I ever came to becoming a vegetarianā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #churchhumor #missions
I prefer not to know anything about my food. #JonnieW #standupcomedy #ComedyShorts
The āterrifyingā nightmare I had before the spelling beeā¦ #comedy #jonniew #standupcomedy #standup
Are cemeteries this desperate? #jonniew #standupcomedy #iowa #cemetary #comedyreels
Behold, a medley of jokesā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #comedy #jokes #homeschool
When #church felt like a hostage situationā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #churchhumor #christiancomedy
All moms have this in commonā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #moms #guilttrip #family
Planet Fitness is peak Americaā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #planetfitness #gym #gymfunny
Churches are giving mixed signalsā¦ #JonnieW #jonniewcomedy #standupcomedy #church #churchhumor
I dare you! #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #hunting #huntingstory
When the vegetarian tags along š #jonniew #standupcomedy #vegetarian #meatlover #comedyvideos
How hoodies could be dangerousā¦#jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #comedyvideos #relatable
Did you guys know about this? #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #dietculture #keto #diets
The one and only time I was allowed to babysitā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #uncle #shorts
#Newlyweds are accidentally hilariousā¦ #jonniew #standupcomedy #jonniewcomedy #marriage
X
About
Once in a generation, someone comes along with the power and eloquence to inspire us all. Jonnie will entertain us while we wait for that person. With nothing more than a guitar and his razor-sharp wit, he has delighted audiences nationwide. Jonnie enjoys writing about himself, talking about himself, and gravy. For more information, visit www.jonniew.com
Tags